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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 28th
The Sovereign Covenant of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Actions, Not Words
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / WA Delegate / Chief Admin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Teutionia

Population14.213 billion

CapitalHope City
LeaderHigh King Eden Martin
FaithNew Cantcarism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCrying Wolf

The Sovereign Covenant of Teutionia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High King Eden Martin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.213 billion Teutonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Teutonic economy, worth an astonishing 11,969 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 842,179 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teutionia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime is totally unknown. Teutionia's national animal is the Crying Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Cantcarism.

Teutionia is ranked 371st in the world and 2nd in The Universal Order of Nations for Largest Governments, scoring 77.05 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 28thMost Subsidized Industry: 43rdMost Efficient Economies: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 54thLargest Black Market: 63rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Retail Industry: 87thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rdMost Secular: 150thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 164thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 181stSmartest Citizens: 196thMost Avoided: 219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 223rdLargest Mining Sector: 232ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 250thRudest Citizens: 268thHighest Economic Output: 282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328thLargest Insurance Industry: 368thLargest Governments: 371stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 378thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 386thFattest Citizens: 659thMost Rebellious Youth: 683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 723rdMost Armed: 727thMost Advanced Public Education: 742ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,051stTop
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Most Developed: 2,483rdMost Cultured: 2,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,025thMost Inclusive: 5,471stLowest Crime Rates: 5,750thMost Influential: 6,047thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,028thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,351stLargest Populations: 16,046thMost Stationary: 19,298thHighest Drug Use: 20,481st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Teutionia added the tag "F7er" to The Universal Order of Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, Teutionia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Teutionia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, sex changes are routinely performed at Teutionia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.

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