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Most Influential: 1,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,160th
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Teutonic Kaiserreich

Population4.172 billion

LeaderKaiser Werner I

Animalimperial eagle

The Empire of Teutonic Kaiserreich is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Werner I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.172 billion Kaiserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preußen. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth 636 trillion goldmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,477 goldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and the tightness of border controls in Teutonic Kaiserreich leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teutonic Kaiserreich's national animal is the imperial eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Germania.

Teutonic Kaiserreich is ranked 4,880th in the world and 77th in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,293.46 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 1,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,442ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,487thHealthiest Citizens: 3,832ndBest Weather: 3,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,951stSafest: 4,408thMost Developed: 4,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,035thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,074thLargest Governments: 5,808thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,889thMost Cultured: 6,449thSmartest Citizens: 6,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,810thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,945thMost Pacifist: 7,145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,419thNicest Citizens: 7,599thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,754thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,598thMost Inclusive: 8,662ndTop
Most Secular: 12,744thHighest Average Incomes: 13,687thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,207thMost Efficient Economies: 20,013th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the region

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