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Most Influential: 1,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,662nd
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Teutonic Kaiserreich

Population2.692 billion

LeaderKaiser Werner I
FaithCult of the Kaiser

Animalimperial eagle

The Empire of Teutonic Kaiserreich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Werner I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.692 billion Kaiserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preußen. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth 422 trillion goldmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,787 goldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, Max Barry is this year's Miss Teutonic Kaiserreich, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teutonic Kaiserreich's national animal is the imperial eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Teutonic Kaiserreich is ranked 13,402nd in the world and 69th in Europeia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,575.28 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Influential: 1,875thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,662ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,074thLowest Crime Rates: 4,156thHealthiest Citizens: 4,223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,431stBest Weather: 4,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,046thMost Developed: 5,603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,160thSafest: 6,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,383rdLargest Governments: 6,627thMost Cultured: 6,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,856thSmartest Citizens: 7,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,746thMost Inclusive: 8,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,001stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,430thNicest Citizens: 10,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,440thHighest Average Incomes: 11,984thMost Secular: 12,654thMost Pacifist: 12,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,402ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,889thMost Efficient Economies: 17,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,997th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the region

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