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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 968thMost Devout: 1,630th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Texas States

Population5.759 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold
AnimalLonghorn

The United States of Texas States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.759 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 963 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,273 1000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 218,792nd in the world and 8,165th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -177.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 968thMost Devout: 1,630thTop
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Most Armed: 3,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,190thBest Weather: 4,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,374thRudest Citizens: 5,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,930thLargest Retail Industry: 6,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,688thMost Efficient Economies: 7,450thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,724thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,610thLowest Crime Rates: 10,781stHighest Average Incomes: 10,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,738thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,305thLargest Governments: 12,681stMost Developed: 12,771stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,921stLargest Black Market: 13,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,936thHighest Economic Output: 19,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,904thSmartest Citizens: 23,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,259thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,532nd
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Most Devout: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 109th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 300th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 379th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 455th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 457th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 510th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 540th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 562nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 603rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 613th in the regionLargest Governments: 639th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 650th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 733rd in the regionMost Developed: 745th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 849th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 951st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 255 » Shibutani, Orado, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dabarastan, Trillius, Guer Aike, Zyvetskistaahn, Notyoutopia, Bearical, Ravendi, Daiz, Lorigia, Interdimensional Zone, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, Ethnon, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Holy Oranz, and 205 others.Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Napnomadia, Prydania, Wilkshire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Merconitonitopia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Tachycardia, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, Anungu, Dakota Territories, Azzarel, Alamei, Arimbia, Amblegreserland, Aetulia, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Freyford, Ataraxia Somnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Xyrron, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, New Lakemba, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Nisastria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Ver Testua, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Libertania Democratica, Walter Jackson, Seanat, Brucklania, Joodey, Solskjar, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Orogonia, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Madjack, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Solcius, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Liminyj, Venicea, Pytong, PEG, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Strongwill, Seijitsu, Humptalumpta, Nodnarb, Nuronte, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Climeria, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Barabolia, Star Kingdom, His Enduring Majesty, Galbadiana, Super Girl, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Gafflebag, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, The Republic of Free Peoples, Zemnaya Svoboda, KhalChicken, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Trumpski, Moneyflows, Dangine, Kromi, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Travislavania, Viviser, Tyirza, ForestMythal, Shotokonia, Wisconsota, BTProductions, Folenz, East Akra, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Qurtuba, Rising Sakura, Mon Island, Landfinia, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Bramburg, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Intion North, Boston Castle, Centrialand, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Ariele, Nikhilesh23, Muqatil, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Nova Arcania, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Singamadri, Eternal Dominion, Apollo Park, Yamantau, Zokk, Tibus Heth, The Blazeland Administration, and Flauschistan.

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