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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,144th Most Influential: 1,533rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,696th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Texas States

Population1.795 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

CurrencyTon of Gold
AnimalLonghorn

The United States of Texas States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.795 billion Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The all-consuming Texas Statesian economy, worth 183 trillion Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 102,495 Tons of Gold, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,441 per year while the poor average 22,040, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

The comic book series 'Sir Howdy and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 39,248th in the world and 2,166th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,752.13 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,144thMost Influential: 1,533rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,696thMost Devout: 3,282ndTop
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Best Weather: 8,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,394thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,688thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,381stHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,795th
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Most Devout: 145th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 156th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 401st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 460th in the regionBest Weather: 461st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 516th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 545th in the regionLargest Black Market: 608th in the regionMost Influential: 624th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 676th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 749th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the comic book series 'Sir Howdy and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, it is a silent spring in Texas States.

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