by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdMost Influential: 957thMost Devout: 1,649th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Texas States

Population4.521 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.521 billion Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 717 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,741 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, citizens must pay to enjoy Texas States's pristine beaches, and Sir Howdy's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 20,241st in the world and 1,092nd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,833.29 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdMost Influential: 957thMost Devout: 1,649thTop
Most Armed: 3,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,552ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,854thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,955thBest Weather: 5,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,719thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,564thMost Efficient Economies: 8,981stLargest Retail Industry: 10,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,069thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,463rdMost Conservative: 13,637thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,708thMost Developed: 13,951stLargest Governments: 16,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,817thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,241st
Most Devout: 64th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 108th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 315th in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 430th in the regionLargest Black Market: 433rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 467th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 474th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 526th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 549th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 583rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 612th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 678th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 707th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 728th in the regionMost Conservative: 732nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 767th in the regionMost Developed: 775th in the regionLargest Governments: 787th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, Sir Howdy's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Texas States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Texas States was endorsed by The Republic of Maratabat.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, citizens must pay to enjoy Texas States's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back.
  • : Texas States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, many friends and relatives of Sir Howdy have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Texas States endorsed The Republic of Kazoo Basin.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Shibutani, Orado, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Pazair, Wisconsota, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Dreadton, Zumlandia, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dabarastan, Fizban, Trillius, Guer Aike, Zyvetskistaahn, Notyoutopia, Bearical, Ravendi, Daiz, Lorigia, Interdimensional Zone, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, and 188 others.Ethnon, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Holy Oranz, Misthas, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Austral States of America, Napnomadia, Prydania, Wilkshire, Loli County, Makersaulache, Minuda, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Merconitonitopia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Noahs Second Country, Tachycardia, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Anungu, Dakota Territories, Hyphen, Azzarel, South Almyra, Psychotic Vegans, Alamei, Arimbia, Amblegreserland, Aetulia, Wit Noreis, Antiyard, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Freyford, Ataraxia Somnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Abiswashyo-bhumi, MiaryBhalzhack, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Xyrron, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, New Lakemba, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Nisastria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Greater New America, New Octicarg, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Zeternia, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Dylanana, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Walter Jackson, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Fayyayid, Arichia, Joodey, Solskjar, Palisede, Smesh, Simone Republic, Alyrria, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Orogonia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Yalgora, U S Eh, Maclare, Animu Place, Madjack, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Erubetia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Solcius, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Glanst, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Unsophisticate, Rozarus, Abonland, Sopernia, A Die, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Republica Guilleana, New Ecronentia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Ofrettia, Why Seriously, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Liminyj, Venicea, Caffeinetopia, Arloria, Dai Nippon Yamato, Pytong, and Maratabat.

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