Population | 17.801 billion |
Capital | Oslo |
Leader | Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof |
Faith | Den Norske Kirke |
Currency | drachma |
Animal | Hellhound |
The Greek God of Thanatos the God of Death is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.801 billion Thanatos the God of Deathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.
The powerhouse Thanatos the God of Deathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 98,165 drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, military spending is on the increase, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Thanatos the God of Death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanatos the God of Death's national animal is the Hellhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.
Thanatos the God of Death is ranked 121,841st in the world and 45th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Stationary, with 289.3339814928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thanatos the God of Death was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Thanatos the God of Death's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Thanatos the God of Death's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Thanatos the God of Death's influence in The Brotherhood of Malice rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Thanatos the God of Death was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Thanatos the God of Death was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Le Dorado, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Thanatos the God of Death was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Malice Never Dies, infecting 47 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Thanatos the God of Death was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
- : Thanatos the God of Death was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Purple Malice of The Overseer, killing 134 million zombies.
- : Thanatos the God of Death was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Night Father of Venico, killing 37 million zombies.