The Loving Couple of ThanksToThem- is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Luz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.024 billion ThanksToThem-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ThanksToThem-ian economy, worth 542 trillion snails a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,983 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ThanksToThem-'s national animal is the owl and its national religion is Cards.

ThanksToThem- is ranked 34,101^st in the world and 10^th in Novo Brasil for Most Patriotic, with 41.79 flags saluted per person per day.