Population | 17.962 billion |
Capital | Stallhavna Port |
Leader | Florin Bagocash |
Faith | Cold hard cash |
Currency | Florin |
Animal | Owl |
The City States of Thaulandi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florin Bagocash with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.962 billion Thaulandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stallhavna Port. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Thaulandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,323 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 296,348 Florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,726,554 per year while the poor average 3,299, a ratio of 826 to 1.
Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Thaulandian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Sportsbook, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thaulandi's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cold hard cash.
Thaulandi is ranked 27,631st in the world and 4th in The Sportsbook for Most Stationary, with 1,415.43078162372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Sportsbook.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Thaulandian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, tabloids coo over Florin Bagocash's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, the government thinks Thaulandians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.