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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 127thRudest Citizens: 148thLargest Gambling Industry: 186th
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Thaulandi

Population17.962 billion

CapitalStallhavna Port
LeaderFlorin Bagocash
FaithCold hard cash

CurrencyFlorin
AnimalOwl

The City States of Thaulandi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florin Bagocash with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.962 billion Thaulandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stallhavna Port. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thaulandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,323 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 296,348 Florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,726,554 per year while the poor average 3,299, a ratio of 826 to 1.

Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Thaulandian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Sportsbook, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thaulandi's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cold hard cash.

Thaulandi is ranked 27,631st in the world and 4th in The Sportsbook for Most Stationary, with 1,415.43078162372 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 127thRudest Citizens: 148thLargest Gambling Industry: 186thHighest Crime Rates: 198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 224thMost Armed: 229thMost Avoided: 251stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 257thFattest Citizens: 263rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 269thLargest Retail Industry: 287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 324thMost Ignorant Citizens: 643rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 677thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 688thHighest Drug Use: 755thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 866thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,151stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,585thLargest Mining Sector: 2,701stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,991stHighest Average Incomes: 3,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,271stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,450thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,084thMost Efficient Economies: 9,496thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,619thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,037thTop
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Most Secular: 15,173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,151stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,940thLargest Populations: 19,636thMost Influential: 20,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,497thMost Pro-Market: 26,849thMost Stationary: 27,631stLargest Black Market: 29,487th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Sportsbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Thaulandian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, tabloids coo over Florin Bagocash's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaulandi, the government thinks Thaulandians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.

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