The Republic of The 7th Coalition of Alba is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Most Extreme Excellency Duncan with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.24 billion 7th Coalition of Albans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strathclyde. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 7th Coalition of Alba economy, worth 645 trillion Cubits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,485 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders are advising that His Most Extreme Excellency Duncan's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, government officials across The 7th Coalition of Alba are being "encouraged" to adopt Sheep to set an example for the populace, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation, and the endangered saltwater humpback Sheep is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 7th Coalition of Alba's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The 7th Coalition of Alba is ranked 43,284^th in the world and 929^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.38 law-abiding acts per hour.