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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,705thRudest Citizens: 5,916thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,340th
The Unified Golden States of
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Everything ends, but we will still last.
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The Age of Utopia

Population2.441 billion

CapitalParadise Utopia
LeaderThe Elected Benevolent Law Watcher

AnimalNorthern Utopian Penguin

The Unified Golden States of The Age of Utopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Elected Benevolent Law Watcher with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 2.441 billion Age of Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Utopia. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Age of Utopian economy, worth 323 trillion Utopians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,600 Utopians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and The Age of Utopia isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Utopia's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Age of Utopia is ranked 144,029th in the world and 14th in Amalgamated Federation for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,705thRudest Citizens: 5,916thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,340thSafest: 8,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,854thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,754thMost Developed: 9,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,895thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,456thMost Inclusive: 11,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,804thLargest Governments: 11,863rdSmartest Citizens: 11,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,590thBest Weather: 13,304thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,140thLowest Crime Rates: 17,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,387thHighest Average Incomes: 18,244thMost Secular: 21,141stMost Cultured: 22,327th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

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