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The Age of Utopia

Population3.604 billion

CapitalParadise Utopia
LeaderElected Benevolent Law Watcher
FaithUtopian Christianity

CurrencyCrested Isle Credit
AnimalNorthern Utopian Penguin

The Omnipotent of The Age of Utopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Elected Benevolent Law Watcher with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 3.604 billion utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Utopia. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient utopian economy, worth 591 trillion Crested Isle Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,196 Crested Isle Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the question of 'what is Elected Benevolent Law Watcher's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Utopia's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Utopian Christianity.

The Age of Utopia is ranked 191,918th in the world and 20th in Amalgamated Federation for Most Extreme, scoring 9.81 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,355thRudest Citizens: 3,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,056thMost Inclusive: 5,242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,491stMost Developed: 5,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,762ndLargest Governments: 5,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,282ndBest Weather: 6,594thSmartest Citizens: 6,724thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,705thLowest Crime Rates: 7,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,906thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,396thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,746thHealthiest Citizens: 10,610thMost Efficient Economies: 11,309thHighest Average Incomes: 11,473rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,405thMost Secular: 14,778thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,520thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,679thMost Cultured: 21,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,091stSafest: 23,976th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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