The Grand Kingdom of The Alemanni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Maximilian von Kartoffel with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.416 billion Alamanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Munich. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alamanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,164 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,754 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. The Alemanni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Alemanni is ranked 3,176^th in the world and 12^th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,491.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.