Population | 22.927 billion |
Capital | Neu Munich |
Leader | King Maximilian von Kartoffel |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Black Eagle |
The Grand Kingdom of The Alemanni is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Maximilian von Kartoffel with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.927 billion Alamanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Munich. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Alamanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,481 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,453 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is totally unknown. The Alemanni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
The Alemanni is ranked 10,072nd in the world and 658th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Alemanni's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Alemanni's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Alemanni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Developed and the Top 5% for Most Secular.
- : The Alemanni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Alemanni's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Alemanni was refounded in Lazarus.
- : The Alemanni ceased to exist in Spiritus.
- : The Alemanni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : The Alemanni was endorsed by The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans.
- : The Alemanni was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Meadow Rise.