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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Devout: 25thMost Primitive: 29th
The Divine Force of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Praise be!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Almighty Lenny

Population18.177 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderLenny
FaithLennyism

Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, fear of technology, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.177 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,922 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,876 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 1,889th in the world and 11th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Patriotic, with 109.15 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Devout: 25thMost Primitive: 29thMost Ignorant Citizens: 37thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thMost Corrupt Governments: 117thBest Weather: 221stLargest Black Market: 242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626thHighest Poor Incomes: 686thMost Beautiful Environments: 775thHighest Average Tax Rates: 853rdHighest Average Incomes: 901stLargest Governments: 966thMost Avoided: 1,176thHighest Economic Output: 1,505thMost Patriotic: 1,889thLowest Crime Rates: 1,967thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,223rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,535thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,253rdMost Conservative: 4,595thNudest: 4,673rdMost Authoritarian: 4,880thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,036thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,098thLargest Populations: 21,529thMost Extreme: 28,847th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the region

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