The Aristotelian Parpolity of The Andromachean Entente is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Politarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.759 billion Andromacheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iliopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Andromachean economy, worth a remarkable 4,594 trillion Hectors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,735 Hectors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and a degree in Politarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Andromachean Entente's national animal is the Grey Crowned Andromachean Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Andromachean Entente is ranked 238,500^th in the world and 265^th in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -23.99 on the Hickory Productivity Index.