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Most Advanced Public Transport: 65thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98thLeast Corrupt Governments: 125th
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The Andromachean Entente

Population17.297 billion

CapitalIliopolis
LeaderPolitarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus

CurrencyHector
AnimalGrey Crowned Andromachean Crane

The Aristotelian Parpolity of The Andromachean Entente is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Politarch Legonimis Valerius Catullianus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.297 billion Andromacheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iliopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Andromachean economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion Hectors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 259,207 Hectors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Andromachean weed picker are way up, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and Andromacheans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Andromachean Entente's national animal is the Grey Crowned Andromachean Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Andromachean Entente is ranked 65th in the world and 1st in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 16,091.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 65thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98thLeast Corrupt Governments: 125thMost Pacifist: 129thLargest Welfare Programs: 136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 161stMost Advanced Public Education: 166thNicest Citizens: 183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 205thSafest: 226thMost Developed: 231stMost Rebellious Youth: 240thLongest Average Lifespans: 257thHealthiest Citizens: 274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 298thBest Weather: 308thMost Cultured: 347thLargest Governments: 382ndMost Inclusive: 396thSmartest Citizens: 418thMost Cheerful Citizens: 714thLowest Crime Rates: 776thMost Secular: 932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,204thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,243rdMost Influential: 1,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,066thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,570thHighest Average Incomes: 3,166thMost Efficient Economies: 4,366thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,292ndLargest Populations: 11,090thTop
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Nudest: 12,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,697thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,053rdMost Income Equality: 23,956th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Andromachean Entente was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, Andromacheans submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Andromachean weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Andromachean Entente, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : The Andromachean Entente was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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