The Seven Kingdoms of The Anglo-Saxon Heptarchy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Alfred III with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.148 billion Anglo-Saxon Heptarchyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglo-Saxon Heptarchyian economy, worth 425 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,284 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Anglo-Saxon Heptarchy's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Anglo-Saxon Heptarchy is ranked 18,761^st in the world and 2^nd in After the Fall for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,461.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.