The Holy lucky orange of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Man in the Chicken Costume with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.069 billion Vaspriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vaspriot economy, worth 141 trillion Gold Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,523 Gold Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (The Ankhalic Vaspriot has found 7 easter eggs), any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hunting for Easter Eggs.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 6,124^th in the world and 1^st in TCG Official Realm for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,901.52 Tourists Per Hour.