Population | 2.069 billion |
Capital | Rhodoline |
Leader | The Man in the Chicken Costume |
Faith | Hunting for Easter Eggs |
Currency | Gold Courjitzien |
Animal | cow bat |
The Holy lucky orange of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Man in the Chicken Costume with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.069 billion Vaspriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Vaspriot economy, worth 141 trillion Gold Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,523 Gold Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (The Ankhalic Vaspriot has found 7 easter eggs), any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hunting for Easter Eggs.
The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 6,124th in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,901.52 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot changed its national currency to "Gold Courjitzien" and its nation type to "Holy lucky orange".
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (The Ankhalic Vaspriot has found 7 easter eggs).
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, astronauts take one small step for The Ankhalic Vaspriot and one giant step backward from confrontation.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.