The Ludicrous Hypocracy of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 775 million Vaspriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Vaspriot economy, worth 23.0 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 29,631 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 62,587^th in the world and 1^st in TCG Official Realm for Most Average, scoring 42.58 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.