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Most Influential: 4,976thNicest Citizens: 7,245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,297th
The Commonwealth of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Ddeiweided ddej ńeind, Uneivted ddej ddołód
President Sózei Ejosevei
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Atomic Schism

Population3.637 billion

LeaderPresident Sózei Ejosevei

CurrencySchismian Dollar
AnimalWay Bird

The Commonwealth of The Atomic Schism is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Sózei Ejosevei with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.637 billion Schismians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royalburg. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schismian economy, worth 397 trillion Schismian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,381 Schismian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by President Sózei Ejosevei to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atomic Schism's national animal is the Way Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

The Atomic Schism is ranked 15,200th in the world and 19th in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,405.3 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 4,976thNicest Citizens: 7,245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,297thBest Weather: 7,504thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,610thMost Inclusive: 8,725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,180thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,304thMost Developed: 10,424thHealthiest Citizens: 10,583rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,773rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,779thSmartest Citizens: 14,249thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,644thMost Pacifist: 17,574thLowest Crime Rates: 17,890thMost Cultured: 18,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,630thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,304thMost Efficient Economies: 20,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,820th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the region

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