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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 138th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 198th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 328th
The Protectorate of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Beatus

Population22.474 billion

CapitalNew Paaoma
LeaderMaripgan Go-Han Seokhwan

CurrencyParhean Tongbo
AnimalParhean Rhinoceros

The Protectorate of The Beatus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Maripgan Go-Han Seokhwan with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.474 billion Parhasques are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Paaoma. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Beatusian economy, worth a remarkable 7,239 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 322,117 Parhean Tongboes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,275 per year while the poor average 11,859, a ratio of 206 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, and The Beatus's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beatus's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shinkyo.

The Beatus is ranked 7,026th in the world and 163rd in Yuno for Most Pro-Market, scoring 93.6 on the Rand Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 198thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 328thLargest Insurance Industry: 334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 449thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 468thFattest Citizens: 470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 493rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 553rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 627thMost Ignorant Citizens: 642ndMost Efficient Economies: 697thHighest Economic Output: 707thMost Avoided: 715thLargest Mining Sector: 801stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 872ndLargest Gambling Industry: 878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,138thMost Devout: 1,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,271stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,580thLargest Retail Industry: 2,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,055thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,541stLargest Populations: 4,056thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,822ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,964thMost Pro-Market: 7,026thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,120thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,656thLargest Black Market: 10,454thLargest Governments: 10,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,131stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,131stRudest Citizens: 14,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,881st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 98th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113th in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 163rd in the regionMost Extreme: 174th in the regionSafest: 189th in the region

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