by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 983rdMost Influential: 1,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,887th
The United Nations of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
The people are everything, as well as the environment!
SpongeBob Square Pants
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Bikini Bottom Republic

Population2.074 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom New Coast District
LeaderSpongeBob Square Pants
FaithBikinilandiom Catholicism

CurrencyBikinilandiom Silver Pound
AnimalCape Cord Silver Jellyfish

The United Nations of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by SpongeBob Square Pants with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.074 billion Bikinilandiam enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom New Coast District. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bikinilandiom economy, worth 247 trillion Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,307 Bikinilandiom Silver Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Cape Cord Silver Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bikinilandiom Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 232,248th in the world and 8,719th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -319.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 983rdMost Influential: 1,412thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,887thMost Cultured: 8,417thMost Pacifist: 10,586thMost Inclusive: 10,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,943rdMost Developed: 11,234thHealthiest Citizens: 11,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,572ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,456thSmartest Citizens: 12,956thMost Efficient Economies: 13,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,099thLowest Crime Rates: 14,572ndBest Weather: 15,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,527thNicest Citizens: 15,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,982ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,019thLargest Governments: 19,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,054thHighest Average Incomes: 23,677th
Largest Publishing Industry: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 564th in the regionMost Influential: 575th in the regionMost Pacifist: 617th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 660th in the regionMost Inclusive: 661st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 662nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 668th in the regionMost Developed: 674th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 688th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 693rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 697th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 705th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 727th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 745th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 758th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 766th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 770th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 830th in the regionNicest Citizens: 872nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 883rd in the regionBest Weather: 888th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 910th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 923rd in the region

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