The Holy Empire of The Bloodborn Hegemony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ainze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.357 billion Bloodborn Hegemonyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazarick. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bloodborn Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,791 trillion Golden Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 387,761 Golden Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bloodborn Hegemony's national animal is the Bloodborn Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kyzarixism.

The Bloodborn Hegemony is ranked 2,620^th in the world and 137^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.82 law-abiding acts per hour.