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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,733rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,581st
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The British Imperial Order

Population2.769 billion

CapitalImperial City
LeaderThe Supereme Emperor Britannica


The Empire of The British Imperial Order is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supereme Emperor Britannica with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.769 billion British Imperial Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British Imperial Orderian economy, worth 619 trillion Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,899 Imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Imperial Order's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperialism.

The British Imperial Order is ranked 177,342nd in the world and 99th in European Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,733rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,767thLowest Crime Rates: 2,898thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,267thLargest Governments: 4,378thHealthiest Citizens: 4,487thHighest Average Incomes: 4,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,642ndMost Developed: 4,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,282ndLargest Black Market: 6,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,675thSmartest Citizens: 7,914thMost Cultured: 9,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,288thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,379thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,999thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,355thMost Influential: 18,314thBest Weather: 22,179th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

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