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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rd Most Influential: 612th Largest Publishing Industry: 8,762nd
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Sensible decisions, with compassion.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population2.658 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.658 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 174 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,651 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 16,816th in the world and 915th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.19 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdMost Influential: 612thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,762ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,991stNicest Citizens: 11,074thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,859thBest Weather: 12,586thMost Pacifist: 14,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,816th
Most Influential: 234th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 468th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 486th in the regionNicest Citizens: 621st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 664th in the regionBest Weather: 685th in the regionMost Pacifist: 769th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 791st in the regionMost Stationary: 826th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 915th in the regionMost Politically Free: 923rd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 270 » Ka Ching, Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Selfgradatude, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Atheenos, Malta Comino Gozo, Californian Redwood, Q w e r t y, Diodone, THX1138, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, Boggovia, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Calamazo, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, and 220 others.French Bananastan, Misuvelia, Diche Choklate, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Amerian States, Tredano, Kulgatha, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Wilkshire, Atain, Zeternia, Palisede, Aroa, Sundred, Quranite, Sea Ghost, Pradovnia, Zokk, Babacar, The Bureaucratic Territories, Bonjoura, Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, The United States of Romania, Maott, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Pasargad, Suicidistan, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Valenair, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, New Phyrreus, Abrickhouse, Beta Cyndriel, Jefffliu, Kolorland, Kubrostavsria, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Yarecir, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Snoodum, Walter Jackson, Amauri, New Bremerton, Ostrinios, Camarthen, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Spartoptia, Elevation, North Armatas, Boltang, Erwo Stal, Plasir Grand, Indo-Pacifica, Dopeland420, Misthas, Venezuelia, Beagles Reborn, SORT, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, Lower Nubia, Neo-Philadelphia, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Wunderstrafanstalt, Vincone Cae, Beladev, Zumlandia, Sinelona, Velon, Uganda Knuckles UK, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Agrauron, Yummy Blubber, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Kalimora Aire, Bearical, Cool game nation, Chamocha, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Sakaryata, Black Templares, Lunallian, The Kyziban Islands, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Joodey, Federation Terra Australis, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Hesterin, Alunya, Ainsworth, Steraz, Elgaland-Vargaland, CelebrityDude, Ieprus, Orven, Esplandia, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Necromonia, Hrysos, National Goats, Neo Colorado, Niradans, MinaFederal, ZimRobwe, Ilisseia, Ara Antrizuls, Circenn, SchoolHouse Rock, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Egalico, Solmetria, Renzic, Torakuen, Wooleystan, Castle Federation, Evetstan, The Chelles, Kirnea, Fayyayid, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Union of Austria-Hungary, Cyrenayca, Saturns Edge, Plumas, Hardworking Programmer, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Zupla, Trillius, Angwayster, Norvayopia, Storland, HereIsPotato, Social Democratic Austria, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Brettenia, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, United Kingdoms of Islands, Apetopia, Rydeum, Thiammyalllaland, Dugariana, Haor Chall, Bananoonza, 1 very fast endotarter, Lomjia, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Great japanese islands, 2 and 2 is Fish, Carler, Vikingiarchy, Soviet Terran, Aratani, Genuflect, British Pacific Islands, Cam Zazi, Loutsland, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, and Test for a new hope.

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