The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.658 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 174 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,651 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The People's Republic of Rynion.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Republic of Destructive Government Endorsing System.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Republic of Free Azzaca.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Cam Zazi.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Armed Republic of British Pacific Islands.
- : The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Genuflect.
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