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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 361stMost Influential: 643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,923rd
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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population5.619 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.619 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 395 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,314 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan politicians, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 29,651st in the world and 1,307th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 913.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 361stMost Influential: 643rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,923rdSafest: 6,749thMost Pacifist: 7,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,272ndBest Weather: 8,474thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,044thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,318thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,255thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,884thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,553rdMost Inclusive: 17,915thHealthiest Citizens: 18,077thMost Stationary: 18,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,043rdMost Cultured: 19,865thSmartest Citizens: 20,893rd
Most Influential: 217th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 363rd in the regionSafest: 375th in the regionMost Pacifist: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 448th in the regionBest Weather: 465th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 637th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 648th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 653rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 657th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 692nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 748th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 819th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 940th in the regionLargest Populations: 943rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 965th in the regionMost Cultured: 984th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 309 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Malta Comino Gozo, Diodone, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Wilkshire, Zeternia, Sundred, Pradovnia, Zokk, The Bureaucratic Territories, Ethnon, and 259 others.Lemonbiscuits, Maott, Pasargad, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Elevation, North Armatas, Dopeland420, SORT, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Vincone Cae, Zumlandia, Velon, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Bearical, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Esplandia, Necromonia, Neo Colorado, Niradans, Ilisseia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Wooleystan, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Soviet Terran, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Phoronu, David Davidson, Astrind, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, The Stratosphere Islands, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Prydania, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Vernest Quill, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Partax, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Alamei, VietAnhland, Fendlium, Loli County, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Arlens Apartment, Singamadri, Xagill, Austral States of America, Psychotic Vegans, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Vivanco, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, KhalChicken, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Drutopia Insomnia, Xyrron, Aeolist, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, Varola, Godwanna, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ereena, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hyphen, Nova Arcania, Fel Imass, Greater New America, Aingard, Schnuftelland, Old Emporia, The Greylands, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zixu, Fizban, Anungu, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Centromuria, Xatin, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Termathe, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Vesuva, Kocherian, Cowbridge, Asoc lon, Colonies of Free Temeria, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Maynilan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dropey, Brucklania, Arichia, Yalgora, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, Loptous, Animu Place, Bushkrub, Amblegreserland, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Maclare, Buckhem, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, WeKnow, Gendirt, Ihsan, Eastern Cous Empria, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Moszce-Walvard, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Heilhum Imperius, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, Ofira, Citrus Rutaceae, Feelonia, Warancia, Pinguioris, Healiopolis, Nobec, Solcius, Siglakan, Lulubellia, Abonland, Sopernia, A Die, Falkendel, Boston Castle, Sakusen, Saphrosynia, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, New Ecronentia, The Democratic Republic of the People, Figyjharli, Mardessa, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, Dai Nippon Yamato, The Unified Missourtama States, Venicea, Ammanies, Central Ryal, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Whatever mo, Nuevo Navarre, Finchin, Caffeinetopia, Kelvaros Prime, Tringapore, Changjo, Levoth, The Clever Crow, and Sciency Advancement.

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