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Largest Welfare Programs: 427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 510thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 512th
The Christian Democrat Republic of
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The Catholic State of Eire

Population10.075 billion

CapitalBaile Átha Cliath
LeaderTaoiseach Pádraig MacCraith
Faiththe Catholic Church in Éire

AnimalIrish Wolfhound

The Christian Democrat Republic of The Catholic State of Eire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.075 billion Éireannacha enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Éireannach economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,597 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith's bedroom, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Catholic State of Eire's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Éire.

The Catholic State of Eire is ranked 219,661st in the world and 93rd in Right to Life for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -792.04 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 510thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 512thSafest: 1,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,325thMost Pacifist: 1,390thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,658thNicest Citizens: 1,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,003rdMost Devout: 2,053rdLargest Governments: 2,148thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,162ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,499thLowest Crime Rates: 2,654thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,308thHealthiest Citizens: 4,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,838thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,481stMost Developed: 5,554thMost Influential: 5,951stBest Weather: 6,034thMost Inclusive: 6,537thMost Efficient Economies: 7,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,979thHighest Economic Output: 10,378thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,544thMost Cultured: 13,348thMost Stationary: 16,699thMost Income Equality: 17,536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,336th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the region

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