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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,309thMost Influential: 1,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,805th
The Federal People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Celtic Islets

Population26.108 billion

CapitalEbláine
LeaderPresident Séamus Ó hEaghra

Currencydéanáir
Animalstag

The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.108 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 2,712 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,887 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ebláine to enjoy their national art, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 4,319th in the world and 58th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,943rdLargest Populations: 3,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,020thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,319thHighest Economic Output: 4,811thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,960thLargest Governments: 6,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,281stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,365thLowest Crime Rates: 6,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,192ndBest Weather: 7,421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,500thHealthiest Citizens: 7,783rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,019thMost Developed: 8,036thSmartest Citizens: 9,067thNicest Citizens: 9,874thMost Cultured: 9,948thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionTop
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Safest: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the region

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