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Most Primitive: 3,966thMost Devout: 4,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,576th
The Holy Empire of
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The only defence we need are our looks
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The Central Flat Lands Of Canada

Population227 million

AnimalGhost Grizzly Bear

The Holy Empire of The Central Flat Lands Of Canada is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 227 million Centries are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 83.5%.

The Central economy, worth 12.3 trillion Fetes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,347 Fetes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, graffiti graces every city's streets, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Central Flat Lands Of Canada's national animal is the Ghost Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Central Flat Lands Of Canada is ranked 110,626th in the world and 2,910th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 36.49 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Primitive: 3,966thMost Devout: 4,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,576thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,758thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,526thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,458thNicest Citizens: 19,152nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 134th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 284th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Primitive: 333rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 468th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 470th in the regionMost Influential: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the region

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