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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,124thNicest Citizens: 1,257th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
At least we're not Detroit!
Mike Polk Jr
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Cleve

Population18.721 billion

CapitalLindoria
LeaderMike Polk Jr

CurrencyShiny Pebble
AnimalZebra Mussel

The Nomadic Peoples of The Cleve is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mike Polk Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.721 billion The Cleavers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindoria. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Clevean economy, worth a remarkable 3,567 trillion Shiny Pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,573 Shiny Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cleve's national animal is the Zebra Mussel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Cleve is ranked 4,568th in the world and 115th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.7 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,124thNicest Citizens: 1,257thBest Weather: 1,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,375thMost Inclusive: 1,523rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,625thSafest: 2,181stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,103rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,230thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,573rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,768thLowest Crime Rates: 4,568thSmartest Citizens: 4,787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,804thMost Efficient Economies: 11,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,998thTop
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Nudest: 18,251stLargest Populations: 18,385thMost Devout: 21,449th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionTop
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Safest: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 270th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 369th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Cleve, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : The Cleve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cleve, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : The Cleve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified and Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cleve, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : The Cleve was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cleve, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : The Cleve was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Cleve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Cleve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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