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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,142ndNudest: 2,581stMost Influential: 3,169th
The Kingdom of
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The Cold Northern North

Population583 million

CapitalWinterHell

CurrencyNorthern Dollar
AnimalGolden Goat

The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 583 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 67.7 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,201 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Frozen Fockazzes any less frightened, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 9,818th in the world and 428th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.85 Whatever.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,142ndTop
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Nudest: 2,581stMost Influential: 3,169thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,335thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,087thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,108thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,461stLowest Crime Rates: 9,579thMost Secular: 9,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,818thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,521stMost Authoritarian: 10,555thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,506thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,921stHealthiest Citizens: 15,136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,070thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,643rdSafest: 18,029thBest Weather: 18,956thSmartest Citizens: 19,040thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,927thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,019thMost Developed: 21,124thMost Inclusive: 21,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,833rdMost Cultured: 22,878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,887th
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Nudest: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 186th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 302nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 428th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 450th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 493rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 494th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 658th in the regionLargest Governments: 667th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 775th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 801st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 811th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 829th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 851st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 881st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 890th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 910th in the region

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