The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 583 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 67.7 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,201 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Frozen Fockazzes any less frightened, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 9,818^th in the world and 428^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.85 Whatever.