The Confederate peoples democratic stuf
Population | 11.244 billion |
Capital | My Safe Space |
Leader | His highness paul the second conquerer |
Faith | Depression |
Currency | Puppies |
Animal | Strippers |
The Rogue Nation of The Confederate peoples democratic stuf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His highness paul the second conquerer with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.244 billion Triggered Snowflakes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Safe Space. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Triggered economy, worth 756 trillion Puppieses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,252 Puppieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, schoolchildren are divided over His highness paul the second conquerer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate peoples democratic stuf's national animal is the Strippers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Depression.
The Confederate peoples democratic stuf is ranked 14,121st in the world and 212th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,844.32636824148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Confederate peoples democratic stuf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Confederate peoples democratic stuf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Confederate peoples democratic stuf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, Big Belly is watching you.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, schoolchildren are divided over His highness paul the second conquerer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in The Confederate peoples democratic stuf, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.