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Most Primitive: 923rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,934thMost Devout: 3,301st
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
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The Confederate peoples democratic stuf

Population11.244 billion

CapitalMy Safe Space
LeaderHis highness paul the second conquerer
FaithDepression

CurrencyPuppies
AnimalStrippers

The Rogue Nation of The Confederate peoples democratic stuf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His highness paul the second conquerer with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.244 billion Triggered Snowflakes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Safe Space. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Triggered economy, worth 756 trillion Puppieses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,252 Puppieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, schoolchildren are divided over His highness paul the second conquerer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate peoples democratic stuf's national animal is the Strippers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Depression.

The Confederate peoples democratic stuf is ranked 14,121st in the world and 212th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,844.32636824148 days.

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Most Devout: 3,301stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,375thNudest: 3,864thMost Pacifist: 7,089thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,021stMost Authoritarian: 8,037thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,172ndLargest Black Market: 12,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,710thBest Weather: 12,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,957thMost Stationary: 14,121stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,626thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,951stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,967thMost Conservative: 16,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,247thLargest Governments: 25,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,384thLowest Crime Rates: 28,699th
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Most Primitive: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionMost Pacifist: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 255th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 316th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 377th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 393rd in the regionMost Conservative: 469th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 512th in the regionMost Extreme: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 569th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 669th in the region

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