by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 594thMost Devout: 1,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,246th
The Sequoyah Republic of
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All men and women are created equal
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The Constitutional Republic of Zion

Population9.458 billion

CapitalNew Canaan
LeaderTecumseh Sherman


The Sequoyah Republic of The Constitutional Republic of Zion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tecumseh Sherman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.458 billion Zionian Republicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canaan. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zionian Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion Borks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,012 Borks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and builders across The Constitutional Republic of Zion are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown. The Constitutional Republic of Zion's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Unionism.

The Constitutional Republic of Zion is ranked 108,250th in the world and 80th in The League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,459.4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 594thMost Devout: 1,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,246thTop
Most Avoided: 2,518thLargest Retail Industry: 2,678thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,399thFattest Citizens: 3,880thLargest Mining Sector: 4,130thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,947thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,484thNudest: 6,907thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,241stHighest Average Incomes: 8,534thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,630thHighest Economic Output: 9,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,552ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,684thLargest Black Market: 14,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,073rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,656thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,971stMost Cultured: 16,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,621stMost Income Equality: 18,670thSmartest Citizens: 19,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,248thMost Inclusive: 22,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,181stRudest Citizens: 24,017th
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the region

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