The State of The Crown Royal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.337 billion Crown Royalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Crown Royalian economy, worth 774 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,094 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,998 per year while the poor average 2,046, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and The Crown Royal has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Crown Royal's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Crown Royal is ranked 186,785^th in the world and 1^st in Hagatna for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.