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Most Authoritarian: 2,232ndMost Primitive: 2,546thMost Income Equality: 3,774th
The Protectorate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
If it isnít working, itís dead
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Cuban Empire

Population231 million

Currencypeso
Animaldolphin

The Protectorate of The Cuban Empire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its fear of technology, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 231 million cubans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant cuban economy, worth 2.86 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 12,375 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commemoration of the Great 10000 Islands War costs almost as much as the war itself, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cuban Empire's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Cuban Empire is ranked 188,677th in the world and 1,953rd in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 47.15 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,232ndMost Primitive: 2,546thMost Income Equality: 3,774thMost Conservative: 4,736thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,734thTop
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Most Extreme: 11,453rd
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Most Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 31st in the regionMost Income Equality: 35th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, commemoration of the Great 10000 Islands War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cuban Empire, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : The Cuban Empire's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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