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Rudest Citizens: 529thLargest Retail Industry: 610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 991st
The Monastery of the Holy Cycle of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
We all live in the cycle
The holy cycle of the wise humans
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Cyclone

Population7.061 billion

CapitalNew Cadcan
LeaderThe holy cycle of the wise humans
FaithFollowing of The Holy Cycle

CurrencyCycles
AnimalHoly Cyclone Shark

The Monastery of the Holy Cycle of The Cyclone is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The holy cycle of the wise humans with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.061 billion sudosas enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cadcan. The average income tax rate is 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyclonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,844 trillion Cycleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 261,176 Cycleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking The Cyclone's students to the next level, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cyclone's national animal is the Holy Cyclone Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Following of The Holy Cycle.

The Cyclone is ranked 2,314th in the world and 5th in Anteria for Highest Crime Rates, with 30.88 Crimes Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 529thLargest Retail Industry: 610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 991stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,025thMost Secular: 1,379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,496thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,496thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,636thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,799thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,818thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,236thHighest Crime Rates: 2,314thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,584thMost Inclusive: 2,623rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,856thHighest Average Incomes: 2,975thFattest Citizens: 3,498thMost Efficient Economies: 3,626thSmartest Citizens: 4,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,734thMost Cultured: 6,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,718thMost Influential: 6,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,231stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,524thHighest Economic Output: 8,269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,668thMost Armed: 9,742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,001stNudest: 10,250thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,986thLargest Black Market: 12,615thMost Stationary: 14,247thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,756thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,900thLargest Governments: 15,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,677th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Cyclone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Cyclone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Cyclone voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : The Cyclone voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in The Cyclone, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cyclone, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cyclone, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cyclone, edutainment video games are taking The Cyclone's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cyclone, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : The Cyclone was endorsed by The Free Land of Bro Wyned.

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