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Healthiest Citizens: 1,195thMost Developed: 1,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,487th
The Nobel Laureates of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty
Anders Jacobsen
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Dark Norse

Population11.636 billion

LeaderAnders Jacobsen
FaithForn Si­r

AnimalNaked Berserker

The Nobel Laureates of The Dark Norse is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Anders Jacobsen with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.636 billion Dark Norsemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of K°benhavn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 2,316 trillion Kr÷nas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,080 Kr÷nas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark Norse's national animal is the Naked Berserker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forn Si­r.

The Dark Norse is ranked 129,008th in the world and 14th in Zombie Research Institute for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.24 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,195thMost Developed: 1,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,487thNicest Citizens: 1,537thSafest: 1,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,570thMost Cultured: 1,658thMost Pacifist: 1,709thMost Inclusive: 1,820thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,830thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,929thBest Weather: 2,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,374thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,630thSmartest Citizens: 2,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,343rdLargest Governments: 3,464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,280thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,254thMost Efficient Economies: 6,811thHighest Average Incomes: 6,819thHighest Economic Output: 6,956thMost Secular: 7,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,214thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,657th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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