The Duumvirate Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.437 billion Cool Kids enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion ฿ucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,290 ฿ucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, foreign workers are flooding in as ฿ucks flood out, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 1,597^th in the world and 25^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81 law-abiding acts per hour.