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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,183rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,255th
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

Population14.268 billion

CapitalMuffin City
LeaderGordon Freeman


The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gordon Freeman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.268 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion awesomes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,391 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is ranked 16,268th in the world and 470th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.05 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,183rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,255thMost Influential: 2,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,427thNicest Citizens: 2,990thMost Efficient Economies: 3,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,482ndMost Cultured: 3,951stMost Stationary: 4,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,872ndMost Developed: 5,237thSmartest Citizens: 5,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,616thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,769thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,849thHighest Economic Output: 5,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,196thMost Inclusive: 6,495thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,981stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,248thLargest Governments: 7,664thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,452ndBest Weather: 9,457thNudest: 10,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,196thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,254thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,516thMost Pacifist: 10,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,959thMost Politically Free: 12,738thHighest Drug Use: 14,327thLargest Populations: 14,896thLowest Crime Rates: 16,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,458th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 161st in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 170th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175th in the regionMost Politically Free: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 231st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 264th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionBest Weather: 293rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionNudest: 318th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 364th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 416th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 613th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 624th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 710th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 758th in the region

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