by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,262ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,654th
The Corporate Theocracy of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Money makes the world go round.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Destroyers of Christianity

Population2.037 billion

CapitalThe Holy City of Monetia
LeaderAkius Mammon
FaithThe Almighty Death


The Corporate Theocracy of The Destroyers of Christianity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Akius Mammon with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.037 billion Destroyers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of Monetia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Destroyian economy, worth 541 trillion Deaths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 265,823 Deaths, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the Destroyian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Destroyers of Christianity's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Almighty Death.

The Destroyers of Christianity is ranked 2,274th in the world and 27th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 17,853.65 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,262ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,654thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,754thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,828thMost Avoided: 1,947thMost Devout: 2,112thLargest Mining Sector: 2,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,410thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,668thHighest Average Incomes: 2,964thMost Influential: 3,002ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,463rdFattest Citizens: 3,475thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,527thMost Efficient Economies: 3,938thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,972ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,568thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,484thRudest Citizens: 5,646thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,745thLargest Black Market: 6,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,610thLargest Governments: 10,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,018thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,501stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,452ndMost Conservative: 16,718thSmartest Citizens: 17,164thMost Developed: 17,916th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the region

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