by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734thMost Devout: 831st
The Southern Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Veni, Vidi, Vici
Admiral Jane Stuart-Jones
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Dixie Confederate Union

Population5.709 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderAdmiral Jane Stuart-Jones
FaithSouthern Catholicism


The Southern Republic of The Dixie Confederate Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Jane Stuart-Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.709 billion Dixie Confederates are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 344,303 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dixie Confederate Union's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Catholicism.

The Dixie Confederate Union is ranked 2,003rd in the world and 24th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 18,906.7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734thMost Devout: 831stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 843rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 902ndLargest Insurance Industry: 910thMost Corrupt Governments: 930thMost Subsidized Industry: 980thLowest Crime Rates: 1,274thHighest Average Incomes: 1,324thMost Efficient Economies: 1,339thLargest Black Market: 1,654thLargest Mining Sector: 2,003rdLargest Governments: 2,274thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,814thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,999thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,161stLargest Retail Industry: 3,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,563rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,999thMost Influential: 4,911thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,248thRudest Citizens: 5,810thMost Developed: 6,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,705thHighest Economic Output: 8,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,843rdSmartest Citizens: 9,885thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,894thMost Avoided: 17,030thHealthiest Citizens: 20,795thMost Conservative: 22,975th
Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the region

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