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Most Influential: 3,868thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,800thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,017th
The Nordic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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General Oliver Andersson
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The Dutch SouthEast India Company

Population2.058 billion

LeaderGeneral Oliver Andersson

CurrencyScandinavian krone

The Nordic Empire of The Dutch SouthEast India Company is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Oliver Andersson with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.058 billion Dutch SouthEast Indians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dutch SouthEast India Companyian economy, worth 202 trillion Scandinavian kroner a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,219 Scandinavian kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Scandinavian kroner to support "struggling" industries, and garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dutch SouthEast India Company's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Dutch SouthEast India Company is ranked 107,304th in the world and 361st in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 2.06 billion Capita.

Most Influential: 3,868thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,800thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,017thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,382ndMost Authoritarian: 20,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,185thMost Conservative: 22,195thMost Developed: 23,676th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the regionMost Conservative: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the region

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