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Most Secular: 2,313thMost Armed: 2,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,341st
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The Dwemeri Kaiserreich

Population1.888 billion

LeaderKaiserin Schäden Freude


The Empire of The Dwemeri Kaiserreich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiserin Schäden Freude with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.888 billion Dwemeri Kaiserreichers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dwemeri Kaiserreichian economy, worth 243 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,780 Reichsmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 784,112 per year while the poor average 9,370, a ratio of 83.7 to 1.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dwemeri Kaiserreich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Schädism.

The Dwemeri Kaiserreich is ranked 11,482nd in the world and 12th in Xedas for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,101.4 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 2,313thMost Armed: 2,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,341stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,555thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,729thLargest Mining Sector: 5,040thMost Avoided: 5,210thMost Conservative: 5,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,892ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,073rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,496thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,888thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,127th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the region

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