The Principality of The Eastcoast is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.374 billion Eastcoastians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Eastcoastian economy, worth 793 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,644 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Eastcoast's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eastcoast is ranked 232,983^rd in the world and 1^st in Thrilla for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.64 law-abiding acts per hour.