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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,993rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,123rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,973rd
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The Eastern Germanic Peoples

Population1.345 billion

LeaderKaiser Wilhelm VII


The Busy RMB posting of The Eastern Germanic Peoples is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm VII with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.345 billion East Germans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East German economy, worth 191 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,448 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eastern Germanic Peoples's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Eastern Germanic Peoples is ranked 186,866th in the world and 8,328th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.65 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,993rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,123rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,973rdMost Influential: 8,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,937thLowest Crime Rates: 10,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,518thMost Developed: 11,082ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,760thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,918thHealthiest Citizens: 14,645thHighest Average Incomes: 15,316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,944thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,303rdLargest Governments: 17,283rdSmartest Citizens: 18,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,628th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 325th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 492nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 517th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 536th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 587th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 592nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 604th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 647th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the regionMost Developed: 649th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 726th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 748th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 762nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 785th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 829th in the regionLargest Governments: 849th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 950th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,005th in the region

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