by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,886thLargest Retail Industry: 12,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,845th
The Eastern Kaiserreich of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Freedom and peace comes at a cost.
Wilhelm V
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Eastern Germanic Peoples

Population846 million

LeaderWilhelm V


The Eastern Kaiserreich of The Eastern Germanic Peoples is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Wilhelm V with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 846 million East Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East German economy, worth 97.6 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 115,370 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Reichsmark battlesuits, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eastern Germanic Peoples's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Eastern Germanic Peoples is ranked 64,647th in the world and 3,140th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 23.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,886thLargest Retail Industry: 12,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,845thMost Efficient Economies: 14,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,186thMost Developed: 15,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,301stMost Conservative: 15,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,174thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,970thLowest Crime Rates: 19,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,729th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 552nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 600th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 673rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 698th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 704th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 734th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 804th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 865th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 874th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 890th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 917th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 929th in the regionMost Conservative: 998th in the region

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