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Most Secular: 2,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,067th
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The Eastern Pacific Islands

Population899 million

LeaderGeneral Kaluni

CurrencyGovernment Credit

The Armed Republic of The Eastern Pacific Islands is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by General Kaluni with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 899 million Eastern Pacific Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Pacific Islandian economy, worth 172 trillion Government Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,704 Government Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Belle to enjoy their national art, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eastern Pacific Islands's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Eastern Pacific Islands is ranked 5,316th in the world and 1st in The Southeast Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,419.41 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 2,223rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,067thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,618thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,120thMost Authoritarian: 6,495thHighest Average Incomes: 7,097thLargest Mining Sector: 7,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,631stLargest Black Market: 10,105thMost Conservative: 10,185thTop
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Endorsements Received: 3 » Norlda, Karmins, and Land of Dolts.

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