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The Empire of Normies

Population2.311 billion

CapitalFrouren
LeaderCaesar Azevir
FaithSanta Falange

CurrencyOxygen
AnimalCthulhu

The Holy Empire of The Empire of Normies is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Azevir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.311 billion Normies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frouren. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Normiesian economy, worth 341 trillion Oxygens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,778 Oxygens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Empire of Normies's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Santa Falange.

The Empire of Normies is ranked 13,612th in the world and 27th in Novo Brasil for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,425.23 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,969thMost Conservative: 5,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,520thMost Devout: 7,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,648thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 7,888thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,368thMost Developed: 9,878thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,976thMost Influential: 10,192ndLargest Insurance Industry: 10,438thLargest Governments: 10,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,772ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,882ndSmartest Citizens: 12,960thMost Efficient Economies: 13,339thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,346th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, Caesar Azevir is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, populations of two-headed Cthulhus have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Empire of Normies, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.

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