The International Slave Traders of The Endless Eventide is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Ogliarchy of the Everlasting Night with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 919 million Eventidal Meanderers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Subterranean Megacity of Afterglow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eventidal economy, worth 158 trillion Intangible Liquid Moonlight Vapors a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,195 Intangible Liquid Moonlight Vapors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,568,259 per year while the poor average 2,129, a ratio of 736 to 1.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, Screaming Nocturnal Afterglow Zombie is one of the most popular forenames in The Endless Eventide, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Endless Eventide's national animal is the Screaming Nocturnal Afterglow Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Endless Eventide is ranked 208,887^th in the world and 10,230^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.