The Gottenberg Dynasty of The Evile Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dowager Empress Maria with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.92 billion Evileians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neba. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evileian economy, worth 644 trillion Iviets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,039 Iviets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Evile Empire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Evile Empire is ranked 6,348^th in the world and 36^th in New Western Empire for Most Developed, scoring 90.58 on the Human Development Index.