The Democratic-Republic of The Federal Government of Iowa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President GVan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.718 billion New Iowans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Des Moines. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Iowan economy, worth 773 trillion Iowan Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,200 Iowan Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the New Iowan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federal Government of Iowa's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Federal Government of Iowa is ranked 51,043^rd in the world and 43^rd in Enadia for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.