The Federal Military Union of The Filippinas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fili with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.895 billion Filipinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Filipine Pisoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,890 Filipine Pisoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loving Everyone.

The Filippinas is ranked 115,907^th in the world and 4,147^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,522.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.