The Great Democratic Filibusters of The Filippinas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Generalissimo Fili with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.184 billion Filipinos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 657 trillion Filipine Pisoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,358 Filipine Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and The Filippinas Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loving Everyone.

The Filippinas is ranked 40,252^nd in the world and 1,527^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.