The People's Republic of The Finnish USSR is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kittydog with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.849 billion lads are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Zealand-Sealandville-on-the-sea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.

The strong cringe economy, worth 588 trillion Spongebobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,898 Spongebobs, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, Air The Finnish USSR tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Finnish USSR's national animal is the Pingu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confusementism.

The Finnish USSR is ranked 14,779^th in the world and 1^st in Lardyland for Best Weather, with 178 Meters Of Sunlight.