The Sbeve of The finnish ussr is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ben Shapiro with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.74 billion lads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Zealand-Sealandville-on-the-sea. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The strong cringe economy, worth 290 trillion Spongebobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,726 Spongebobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

All astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', genetic researchers have been expelled, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and Ben Shapiro's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The finnish ussr's national animal is the Pingu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confusementism.

The finnish ussr is ranked 104,119^th in the world and 1^st in The Finnish USSR for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 819.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.