by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,662nd
The Office of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
In Peace Vigilance. In War Victory. In Death Sacrifice.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The First Warden

Population6.834 billion


The Office of The First Warden is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Griffin population. The hard-working population of 6.834 billion Wardens are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The very strong First Wardenian economy, worth 371 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,339 Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,996 per year while the poor average 13,787, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The First Warden's national animal is the Griffin, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The First Warden is ranked 112,840th in the world and 163rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Average, scoring 37.78 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,662nd
Most Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the region

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