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EPIC CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Barba non facit philosophum”
WA
7.883 billion misconceptians. Museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Välˈhälə venter blant skjønnheten i Helvete.”
5.719 billion Ravnabborians. Closed borders, daily referendums, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Get bent, or we'll bend you.”
WA
9.857 billion Zokkithians. Aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”
WA
2.882 billion Kjanuans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Powering the World”
32.325 billion Consolidated Edisonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“x=(-b±√(b^2-4ac))/2a”
19.332 billion Crannyians. State-planned economy and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“If i had 180 melon for every gender id have 360 melon”
WA
2.149 billion 360Melonvilleans. Fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“We're on a mission from God.”
16.117 billion Lycrabonians. Anti-smoking policies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Amor, Logica, Fidei”
15.34 billion Laurelans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
6.908 billion Montesilvanoans. Burgeoning dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Officium perfeci”
16.812 billion Grand Pacificans. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“Cuddles and Hugs”
12.583 billion Mamen. Smutty television, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
8.42 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Rule the Waves, Rule the World”
9.722 billion Dmanians. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Official Recruiting Nation”
7.501 billion Join Coloradoans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.783 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The needs of one do not outweigh the needs of the many.”
WA
5.322 billion Draloreans. Otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom through Democracy ”
WA
4.795 billion Envorlandians. Infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“For our Emperor and our Golden Empire”
WA
4.349 billion Golden Imperials. Daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Remember, no russian.”
WA
3.847 billion Sectsy grills. Ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Pride and Industry”
2.658 billion Amish Republicians. Burgeoning dove population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Best Farea is Farea Land”
2.602 billion fareans. Daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Oh hello there”
2.256 billion Brasians. Zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Strength Through Freedom”
2.231 billion Iohannisians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
COMMON CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Peace only under Liberty”
3.794 billion Kaitainians. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
7.869 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
7.665 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Blackadder, Blackadder, he's going to rule the world!”
8.135 billion edmunds. Burgeoning baldrick population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Striving For Pugnacity”
9.912 billion Project Pugnacityians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Permissum Astrum Subleuco”
10.279 billion Cloroxeans. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
