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The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
One day we will return to our past glory...
Jorbs
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Furry Commune

Population1.151 billion

CapitalSabor City
LeaderJorbs
Faithatheist

CurrencyRedstone Coin
AnimalBasketball

The Dictatorship of The Furry Commune is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jorbs with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.151 billion furfags are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabor City. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse communist furry economy, worth 150 trillion Redstone Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,748 Redstone Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers, the nation tends not to learn from its history, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Furry Commune's national animal is the Basketball, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheist.

The Furry Commune is ranked 159,766th in the world and 62nd in The United Federations for Most Primitive, scoring -103.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Secular: 3,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,172ndMost Authoritarian: 7,338thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,088thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,389thLowest Crime Rates: 11,492ndLargest Black Market: 11,841stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,605thLargest Mining Sector: 12,879thMost Conservative: 14,621stLargest Governments: 17,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,758thHighest Average Incomes: 18,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,735th
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Furry Commune published "Quick summery of our backstory." (Factbook: History).
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers.
  • : The Furry Commune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Furry Commune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Furry Commune, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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