The Galactic American Imperium
Population | 7.218 billion |
Capital | New Americana |
Leader | President Kaeso |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Interstellar Imperial Dollar |
Animal | Imperial Abyss Eagle |
The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Kaeso with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.218 billion Imperial Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Americana. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 4,614 trillion Interstellar Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 639,315 Interstellar Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The national security service are a bunch of crooks, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic American Imperium's national animal is the Imperial Abyss Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.
The Galactic American Imperium is ranked 1,503rd in the world and 21st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 155.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : The Galactic American Imperium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, 90% of active duty TGAIAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in The Galactic American Imperium, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : The Galactic American Imperium was endorsed by The New Red Empire of Creberg.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » Astrobolt, Treeford, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Evertopia, Greater Sus, The African Emirates, Blogotopia, Palman, Western Oceania, Kalimport, The Soylent Green Party, Havia Sysis, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Raskana, The Democratic State Of Josora, Dustwind, Macrasetia, Mount Bhafang, Gewisse, Amadians, Ear Exploder 9000, Milanisca, New Veemaa, Better Indonesia, Old Atlantica, The Unidet Of Life, Mega Money Company TM, Mastodonia, Republic of Libriano, DetroitSmash, Jaegerpondonia, Creeptopia, Tausend Seen, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Alski, Aquachromia, Telseria, Dreyas, Greater Theowherveld, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Seranis, The Snake Brotherhood, Coreras, Antaty, Free Land of Rebellium, Pavaro, Puffandria, Katitania, Ankhion, and 42 others.Sillitopia, Lower Phlebacite, Kanycta, Danyl, Chip Skylark, Franconia and Bavaria, Soviet Great Viet, Izaiya, Venvee Republic, Namakan, Bear Nation, United federation of kurdistan, Cathamye, Vallis Poenina, Mesyeti, Ishkabibber, Republic of Ash-Land, Maalemzya, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Niximia, Tymus, Emor Rebuit, Iontan, Defendington, Ilfarasia, United States of Island land, Nami Bays, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, Killettland, Manneo Varo, Fractethyst, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Wischland, Guyana Francese, Slaytania, Clialaad, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, and Creberg.