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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,272ndRudest Citizens: 2,420thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,344th
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The German Kaiserliche Union

Population3.034 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderKaiser Alfonse I von Hohenzollern
FaithPrusso-Teutonic Catholicism

CurrencyMark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Empire of The German Kaiserliche Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Alfonse I von Hohenzollern with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.034 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 526 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,664 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. The German Kaiserliche Union's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Prusso-Teutonic Catholicism.

The German Kaiserliche Union is ranked 21,703rd in the world and 25th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,509.71 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,272ndRudest Citizens: 2,420thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,344thMost Influential: 4,149thMost Inclusive: 4,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,616thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,973rdMost Cultured: 6,013thNicest Citizens: 6,494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,541stSmartest Citizens: 7,185thMost Developed: 7,338thMost Efficient Economies: 7,637thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,986thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,200thHighest Average Incomes: 9,205thLargest Governments: 9,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,441stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,079thTop
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Nudest: 10,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,184thHighest Drug Use: 12,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,746thMost Politically Free: 14,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,094thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,582nd
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in The German Kaiserliche Union, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.

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